We secretly hope that birds will never learn

The Birds Overrun: 

We secretly hope that birds will never learn 
Of the one thing that sets human apart
We all think it would be quite fun
But on the inside we know how it ends

First they learn the language
The things that sets us human apart from other animals
At first it is just quite dandy and fun
But soon it turns terrible and evil

The birds are then the same as humans but worse
They speak the same language but the human customs do not apply
The birds curse and poop whenever and wherever they please
In a way they are human and not human at the same time


Eventually the world becomes overridden with birds
They are everywhere, polluting the cultures 
And making the world much worse
The birds are taking over countries one at atime


We all wish that birds could talk
But if you ever stop and think
What could go wrong you will know
You secretly hope that birds will never learn