Vocabulary On My Mind

There once was a very ponderous man named Robert. Even though Robert was his real name was Rob he was unwavering in the idea that his name was Sam. Rob or Sam as most people called him had a very volatile temper and was a very pugnacious man when it came to the fact that his name was Sam not Rob. Many of Rob's friends were very scared of him due to that fact that when he gets mad he is very intimidating and he was very often mad. Besides the fact that Rob was very fervent when it came to what his name was he was also a glutton. Rob ate and ate and ate in huge amounts and due to this he was an extremely obese man. Rob spent huge amounts of money on food but besides that he was a very thrifty man. He rarely spent over 20 dollars on anything and because of this he had a lot of extra money for all the food he wanted. Even though Rob ate a lot he was a very cynical man and was often called a misanthrope. In all honesty Rob really was a misanthrope and he was known for rebuking chef's cooking and chastising the chef's restaurants in his food reviews. Rob wasn't a professional food reviewer; he just did it in his free time. Even though you would think that Rob would get pleasure from writing reviews he didn't. You see Rob was a very phlegmatic man and he rarely ever enjoyed anything. Except food. Over all Rob was a very superficial man and lead a very superfluous life.